INVESTIGATION REPORT
Detective-In-Charge PEEPGPT Contact PEEP
Assigned Detective GHOSTBLEED Contact KINGERS
Date Assigned JULY 6TH, 2026 Date Finished JULY 6TH, 2026
INITIAL INFORMATION
Date of Incident JUNE 22ND, 2026 Time 01:50 EST
Date of Tip Submission JUNE 26TH, 2026
Location of Incident RCSO HEADQUARTERS, PALMER
Complainant DANKESCHE Contact PINKPETALROSES
SUSPECTS
Suspect #1 NOAHBADNOLIE ID 1683129530
PROPOSED CHARGES FOR NOAHBADNOLIE
R.C.C. § 2.29
UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF A FIREARM
(COUNTS x115)
Whoever possesses any firearm or ammunition without being in
possession of a valid Ridgeway Firearms License, or who possesses a
weapon, firearm, or ammunition that was sourced from an illegal dealer.
R.C.C. § § 4.08
POSSESSION OF BURGLARY TOOLS
(COUNTS x39)
Whoever possesses any tool, instrument or other article adapted, designed
or commonly used for committing or facilitating offenses involving forcible
entry into premises, or offenses involving larceny by a physical taking, or
offenses involving theft, under circumstances evincing an intent to use or
knowledge that some person intends to use the same in the commission
of an offense of such character.
R.C.C. § § 4.12
RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY
(COUNTS x5)
Whoever receives, retains or disposes of the property of another or the
proprietary items of a private business, knowing or having reason to
believe that the property has been obtained through the commission of a
theft offense.
NOTES
Information obtained via a search warrant issued by Judge Smashcans.
CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS DIVISION RIDGEWAY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE
CASE NUMBER INVESTIGATION REPORT DATE
CID-0706 07/06/26
PROBABLE CAUSE STATEMENT
Date Written JULY 6TH, 2026
Supporting the Case of STATE OF RIDGEWAY V. NOAHBADNOLIE
I, ghostbleed, being duly sworn, state as follows:
INTRODUCTION AND OFFICER BACKGROUND
[1] I am a Sergeant in the Ridgeway County Sheriff’s Office and a Supervisory Detective in the Criminal
Investigations Division (hereinafter “CID”). As a law enforcement officer, I am empowered to conduct
investigations.
[2] I have been employed with the Sheriff’s Office since April 24th, 2026.
[3] I have been trained by the Department of Justice and CID in the investigative methods approved within the
State of Ridgeway under its laws.
[4] This affidavit is being submitted in support of a criminal information alleging that noahbadnolie, violated
the following state criminal laws: R.C.C. § 2.29 (Unlawful Possession of a Firearm), R.C.C. § 4.08 (Possession of
Burglary Tools), and R.C.C. § 4.12 (Receiving Stolen Property).
[5] This affidavit is based on my personal knowledge, information provided to me by other law enforcement
agents, law enforcement records, court-authorized searches, witness interviews, and my training and experience,
as well as the training and experience of other law enforcement agents.
[6] Because this affidavit is being submitted for the limited purpose of establishing probable cause in support
of a criminal information, I have not included each and every fact known to me concerning this investigation. I have
only set forth the facts that I believe are necessary to establish probable cause that the suspect violated the state
criminal laws set forth herein.
STATEMENT
[7] R.C.C. § 2.29, Unlawful Possession of a Firearm, is defined as: Whoever possesses any firearm or
ammunition without being in possession of a valid Ridgeway Firearms License, or who possesses a weapon,
firearm, or ammunition that was sourced from an illegal dealer.
a. At approximately 5:04 in Exhibit A, within noahbadnolie’s safe at 3400 Majellan Way in Sterling Heights,
noahbadnolie had 20 Stetson Cardiac-5 and 95 boxes of .45 ACP ammo without holding an RFLID or AFL.
[8] R.C.C. § 4.08, Possession of Burglary Tools, is defined as: Whoever possesses any tool, instrument or
other article adapted, designed or commonly used for committing or facilitating offenses involving forcible entry
into premises, or offenses involving larceny by a physical taking, or offenses involving theft, under circumstances
evincing an intent to use or knowledge that some person intends to use the same in the commission of an offense
of such character.
CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS DIVISION RIDGEWAY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE
CASE NUMBER INVESTIGATION REPORT DATE
CID-0706 07/06/26
a. At approximately 1:41 in Exhibit A, in a Gray Actila [ZTY021], noahbadnolie had 39 lockpicks.
[9] R.C.C. § 4.12, Receiving Stolen Property, is defined as: Whoever receives, retains or disposes of the
property of another or the proprietary items of a private business, knowing or having reason to believe that the
property has been obtained through the commission of a theft offense.
a. At approximately 1:10 in Exhibit A, in a Blue Gridlock [TCG616], noahbadnolie had 5 Gold Dufflebags.
APPENDIX OF EVIDENCE
[10] The affiant submits the following pieces of documentary evidence:
EXHIBIT ID SUMMARY
Exhibit A YouTube video of a search warrant being executed.
Exhibit B Search Warrant Receipt of noahbadnolie
CONCLUSION
[11] Based on the foregoing, your affiant asserts that noahbadnolie violated R.C.C. § 2.29 (Unlawful Possession
of a Firearm), which makes it a crime to have AFL and RLFID ammo without holding those licenses.
[12] Based on the foregoing, your affiant asserts that noahbadnolie violated R.C.C. § 4.08 (Possession of
Burglary Tools), which makes it a crime to have lockpicks.
[13] Based on the foregoing, your affiant asserts that noahbadnolie violated R.C.C. § 4.12 (Receiving Stolen
Property), which makes it a crime to have stolen property.
Affiant declares under penalty of perjury that everything stated in this document is true and correct.
Affiant ghostbleed
Supervisory Detective, Criminal Investigations Division
Ridgeway County Sheriff’s Office
Executed:
07/06/2026
Being authorized to prosecute the offenses charged, I approve this information.
Prosecutor Gamer80sStyle
State Attorney, Major Crimes Division
State of Ridgeway Department of Justice
Executed:
07/23/2026
CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS DIVISION RIDGEWAY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE
CASE NUMBER INVESTIGATION REPORT DATE
CID-0706 07/06/26
