THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY
RIDGEWAY SUPERIOR COURT
EPIDERMISGUPTA69,
Plaintiff.
-against-
SQUAREHEADDUDE,
Defendant.
Case No. RSC-CV-2867
CIVIL COMPLAINT
Epidermisqupta69, proceeding with undersigned counsel hereby brings this civil action
and for their allegations against the Defendant, it is alleged as follows:
JURISDICTION AND VENUE
1. The jurisdiction of the Court originates from Art. V, Sec. IV which states “There shall be
a Superior court which shall exercise original jurisdiction for all civil and criminal cases
or controversies…”
2. The incident occurred within Ridgeway County thus rendering the venue proper.
PARTIES
1. Mr. Epidermisgupta69, the Plaintiff, is a citizen of the State of Ridgeway.
2. Mr. Squareheaddude, the Defendant, is a citizen of the State of Ridgeway.
STATEMENT OF FACTS
1. On the 4th of May, 2024, Plaintiff Epidermisgupta69 was crossing the street towards the
Ridgeway Credit Union building (“RCU building”) located in Sterling Heights.
2. As the Plaintiff was approaching the RCU building, Defendant squareheaddude,
approached the Plaintiff.
3. The Defendant proceeded to unequip “the Rildo” and strike the Plaintiff once.
4. The Defendant had no previous contact with the Plaintiff, and vice-versa.
5. The Defendant caused harm to Plaintiff.
6. The Defendant ran away from the Plaintiff without giving any explanation for their
actions.
TORTS AND PRAYERS FOR RELIEF
1. The Plaintiff is suing the defendant for the following torts:
a. Battery - 1 R. Stat. § 3102
i. Plaintiff restates and incorporates by reference all of the allegations
contained in all of the preceding paragraphs.
ii. Battery is defined in the Civil Claims Act as “Any individual who brings
unconsented harmful or offensive contact against another person is battery
and shall be liable for punitive damages up to $2,500.”
iii. Defendant Squareheaddude brought unconsented, harmful, and offensive
contact against Plaintiff by striking the Plaintiff’s with a “Rildo”.
b. Assault - 1 R. Stat. § 3103
i. Plaintiff restates and incorporates by reference all of the allegations
contained in all of the preceding paragraphs.
ii. Assault is defined in the Civil Claims Act as “Any individual who
intentionally and voluntarily caused reasonable apprehension of an
immediate harmful or offensive contact is assault and shall be liable for
punitive damages up to $1,500.”
iii. Defendant Squareheaddude caused reasonable apprehension of an
immediate harmful or offensive contact against Plaintiff by striking the
Plaintiff’s with a “Rildo”.
2. Plaintiff prays the Court find the Defendant liable for the tortious action of Battery.
3. Plaintiff prays the Court find the Defendant liable for the tortious action of Assault.
4. The Plaintiff is seeking monetary relief in the amount of $7,000.
a. Plaintiff seeks compensatory relief in the amount of $3,000 for the following
losses:
i. Legal fees (including filing fee) - $3,000
b. Plaintiff seeks punitive relief in the amount of $4,000 for the following losses:
i. Battery - 1 R. Stat. § 3102 - $2,500
ii. Assault - 1 R. Stat. § 3103 - $1,500
5. The Plaintiff seeks additional relief that the court may grant that is not sought for through
this complaint.
DATED: May 17, 2024 Respectfully submitted,
perhcSIXTY
R. Bar No. 21104
D. Contact: @perhcsixty
Counsel for the Defendant
