SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY
STATE OF RIDGEWAY
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CASE NO. RSC-CM-XXXX
CRIMINAL INFORMATION
Plaintiff
v.
DIORBUTCHERR
Defendant
CRIMINAL INFORMATION
Comes forth the State of Ridgeway to seek justice and preserve the dignity of the state and
therein charge the Defendant as follows;
COUNT ONE - 3 R.C.C. § 09 - SECOND-DEGREE MURDER
OFFENSE TYPE - FELONY
On or about the 27th of February, 2024, in Ridgeway County, the Defendant intentionally
and knowingly caused the death of JasonBourneAxis. The Defendant struck JasonBourneAxis’ vehicle,
laughed, shouted “sTUPID STATE DEPARTMTNET.” (sic), and then shot and killed him.
JasonBourneAxis was unarmed and presented no threat to the Defendant.
COUNT TWO - 5 R.C.C. § 01 - UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF A FIREARM
OFFENSE TYPE - MISDEMEANOR
On or about the 27th of February, 2024, in Ridgeway County, the Defendant was in possession of a
Stetson M2A, non-police-issue variant as denoted by the lack of a flashlight. The only source of this
firearm is the illegal dealer at the Sterling Docks.
STATEMENT OF PROBABLE CAUSE
My name is ConstantlyVerbal. I am a certified peace officer by the Law Enforcement Training
Center, graduating class 6. I am currently employed in the Ridgeway State Police as a Supervisory
Special Agent for the State Bureau of Investigations. I have been employed in the Ridgeway State Police
since February 19, 2023. Prior to my employment with the Ridgeway State Police, I was a Supervisory
Detective for the Ridgeway County Sheriff’s Office’s Criminal Investigations Division and resigned
honorably from the department. I am also currently employed as the Assistant Superintendent for the
Ridgeway Park Service, in a law enforcement capacity, and have been employed since September 6,
2021. I am currently a State of Ridgeway Bar Certified Attorney. As a certified law enforcement officer,
I am authorized to conduct investigations.
This statement is made in support of a criminal complaint against diorbutcherr for violations of
the aforementioned statutes
On Februrary 27, 2024, at approximately 1642 hours, JasonBourneAxis observed the defendant
driving in a reckless manner and striking their vehicle before killing them with an automatic firearm.
On February 28, 2024, the State Bureau of Investigations was informed of the events that
transcribed on February 27, 2024. On March 3, 2024, an investigation was launched and Supervisory
Special Agent ConstantlyVerbal was assigned to investigate.
Exhibit A was provided to the State Bureau of Investigations which is a film recorded by
JasonBourneAxis. This shows Jason driving his vehicle on Alderpoint Rd. about to enter the City Limits
of Sterling. Shortly before the city limit, a pink Actilla sport is seen driving in the incorrect lane of
traffic towards JasonBourneaxis and strikes the POV vehicle. As a result, the POV vehicle flips on its
roof and the driver exits the vehicle to confront the driver of the pink Actilla sport, the defendant.
Shortly after, Defendant diorbutcherr proceeds to exit their vehicle, armed with a Stetson M2A.
Defendant diorbutcherr unholster the automatic firearm and shoots at JasonBourneAxis, killing them.
Defendant then drives away from the scene and the film ends.
Exhibit B shows an interview between JasonBourneAxis and Supervisory Special Agent
ConstantlyVerbal in-regard to the incident aforementioned. Jason affirms that he was driving towards
Sterling, driving the speed limit, when he encountered the defendant driving towards him. The defendant
then proceeded to flip his vehicle upside down and then the defendant took out a Stetson M2A and
stated something along the lines of “stupid state department.” Jason affirms that they were not
conducting official duty and were just on the Department of State team conducting personal business.
Jason affirms that the defendant was never charged with a crime in-regard to this incident and had no
other evidence to provide. No further information was provided.
Supervisory Special Agent ConstantlyVerbal notes that the defendant is not a law enforcement
officer nor an individual authorized to possess a Stetson M2A. A Stetson M2A is sourced from an illegal
dealer and therefore it violates 5 R.S.C § 01. Furthermore, the defendant could not be contacted for their
testimony.
I swear that all statements made in this statement of probable cause are true and correct to the
best of my knowledge under the pains and penalties of perjury.
Affiant /s/ ConstantlyVerbal
Supervisory Special Agent
State Bureau of Investigations
Ridgeway State Police
Executed:
03/21/2024
Being authorized to prosecute the offenses charged, I approve this information
Prosecutor /s/ DevelopingNublets
State Attorney
Criminal Division
Ridgeway Department of Justice
Executed:
04/27/2024
