STATE OF RIDGEWAY
COUNTY OF RIDGEWAY
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY
DATAGLITCHS,
Plaintiff(s),
v.
GOODGUYWOOD,
Defendant(s).
Case Number: RSC-CV-2707
Presiding: Hon. koala4life
CIVIL COMPLAINT
CIVIL COMPLAINT
PLAINTIFF, Dataglitchs, seeking all available relief, by and through the undersigned
counsel, in their complaint against the defendants, alleges the following:
INTRODUCTION
1. Undoubtedly, this is an open and shut case—while enjoying the views of Oakland and
attempting to pick up duffel bags located on the street, the Plaintiff, Dataglitchs, was
brutally and fatally shot, without cessation, by the Defendant, Goodguywood.
2. Despite showing no threat, Goodguywood continued shooting him. This would last,
approximately, a mere ten seconds—and ultimately, would result in the death of
Dataglitchs.
3. Indeed, the stigma surrounding shooting those who pickup duffel bags has long been in
dispute—however, the legality is clear; employees of the Ridgeway Credit Union are not
law enforcement officers, and even if they were, they cannot exercise lethal force on
individuals who do not otherwise threaten their lives or the lives of others—undoubtedly,
someone who is merely picking up a duffel bag does not meet this standard.
4. While certainly misunderstood, this isn’t a new concept—only recently, on or around
March 6th, 2024, Governor Matrix_oc opined to his constituents that “[Ridgeway Credit
Union] employees, who undergo little-to-no training, are already responsible for dozens
of wrongful deaths across our state,” and that “security guards are not police officers and
they cannot enforce the law. We cannot allow security guards to be held to a looser
standard than our peace officers when deciding when to [kill] somebody.”
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5. Security officers cannot justify murder just because someone has picked up a duffel bag.
In fact, they know that doing so is against the law, and instead, engage in a gross abuse of
their powers—and this is unacceptable.
JURISDICTION & VENUE
6. The court has jurisdiction to hear “all civil and criminal cases or controversies.”
Ridgeway State Constitution Article V, Section IV.
7. Venue is proper as the tortious actions alleged herein took place in Ridgeway County,
Ridgeway.
PARTIES
8. Dataglitchs (“Plaintiff”) is a resident of Ridgeway County. He is also a citizen of the
State of Ridgeway—his place of business and personal home address is unknown; but it
is understood that he resides within the applicable jurisdiction as hereinafter referenced
and applied in this case.
9. Goodguywood (“Defendant”) is a resident of Ridgeway County. He is also a citizen of
the State of Ridgeway—his personal home address is unknown; but it is understood that
he resides within the applicable jurisdiction as hereinafter referenced and applied in this
case. He is employed as a “Security Personnel” in the Ridgeway Credit Union. He is
being sued in his individual capacity.
FACTS
I. Background
10. RCU Corporate Security1 is a union focused on both the transportation & protection of
the assets entrusted to them. They employ the Defendant as a Security Personnel.
11. After the incident, Goodguywood received a warning, publicly visible in the Discord of
the Ridgeway Credit Union. We assume that this warning is a result of the conduct
complained herein.
12. The Ridgeway Credit Union encourages their employees to “defend the cash” by “us[ing]
a firearm.”2
2 “§5003 Melee Tool Policy.” Trello, RCU | Corporate Security Handbook,
https://trello.com/c/qLLTXj47/34-5003-melee-tool-policy. Accessed 22 Apr. 2024.
1 Also known as “Ridgeway Credit Union Corporate Security”, “Ridgeway Credit Union”, or “RCU”.
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II. Incident
13. Plaintiff, on or about March 1st, 2024, was in Oakland, driving around and enjoying the
views.
14. Plaintiff, upon seeing duffel bags in the street, exited his vehicle, a red Actilla, and ran to
pick up a duffel bag.
15. Defendant, upon observing the Plaintiff pick up a duffel bag, exited his Percival, a
vehicle given to him by virtue of being an employee of the Ridgeway Credit Union.
16. Defendant, after exiting his vehicle, equipped a Cline 911 and began firing at the
Plaintiff—all while the Plaintiff had not equipped a firearm, and had ultimately done
nothing to threaten the Defendant or other individuals.
17. Plaintiff, upon being fired at, began running away from the Defendant and placed the
duffel bag in the trunk of his Actilla.
18. Plaintiff, after putting away the duffel bag, returned to the other duffel bags—all while
the Defendant continued shooting at him, without cessation, until the Plaintiff succumbed
to his fatal injuries.
FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION
WRONGFUL DEATH - 1 R. STAT. § 3109
19. All prior paragraphs within this complaint are incorporated as if they were fully set forth
herein.
20. Defendant, after seeing the Plaintiff pick up duffel bags located on the street, began
discharging his firearm at the Plaintiff.
21. After the Defendant discharged his firearm multiple times at the Plaintiff, the Plaintiff
died from his injuries.
22. Throughout the encounter, the Plaintiff did not equip a firearm, nor did he threaten the
Defendant or other individuals nearby—the decision to kill the Plaintiff was impulsive
and without provocation.
23. Overall, the Defendant did not have legal justification or cause to kill the Plaintiff.
SECOND CAUSE OF ACTION
BATTERY - 1 R. STAT. § 3102
24. All prior paragraphs within this complaint are incorporated as if they were fully set forth
herein.
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25. By discharging a firearm, and henceforth, its projectiles, at the Plaintiff, the Defendant
brought harmful contact against the Plaintiff.
26. This contact was not consensual—the decision to shoot the Plaintiff was impulsive and
without provocation—there existed no consent between the two individuals.
27. Overall, the Defendant did not have legal justification or cause to shoot the Plaintiff.
RELIEF
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff requests the court to grant relief to redress the injury as follows:
a. Monetary relief to be paid to the Plaintiff by the Defendant amounting to $9,745.00:
i. Punitive damages in the amount of $5,000.00 as to the first cause of action; and
ii. Punitive damages in the amount of $4,500.00 as to the second cause of action; and
iii. Compensatory damages in the following amounts as to the first and second causes
of actions:
1. $245.00 as to the seven boxes of .45 ACP ammunition in the inventory of
the Plaintiff at the time of death.
b. Awarding Plaintiff legal counsel fees, costs, and expenses incurred in prosecuting this
action, including applicable filing fees; as computed at judgment;
c. Granting Plaintiff such other further relief as the court finds just and proper.
April 23, 2024 Respectfully submitted,
Nicklaus_s
Counsel of Record
Clarke, Feelings & Associates, LLP.
Associate Attorney
R. Bar. No. 23102
Attorney for Plaintiff
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STATE OF RIDGEWAY
COUNTY OF RIDGEWAY
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY
DATAGLITCHS,
Plaintiff(s),
v.
GOODGUYWOOD,
Defendant(s).
Case Number: RSC-CV-2707
Presiding: Hon. koala4life
INITIAL DISCLOSURE
INITIAL DISCLOSURE
PLAINTIFF, Dataglitchs, by and through the undersigned counsel, submits this document in the
above-entitled matter, pursuant to Rid. Civ. P. 19 and Fed. R. Civ. P. 25.
INITIAL DISCOVERY
Plaintiff submits the following articles as initial discovery as to the tortious claims listed within
the civil complaint, pursuant to Rid. Civ. P. 19:
a. Exhibit A
April 23, 2024 Respectfully submitted,
Nicklaus_s
Counsel of Record
Clarke, Feelings & Associates, LLP.
Associate Attorney
R. Bar. No. 23102
Attorney for Plaintiff
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