THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY
RIDGEWAY SUPERIOR COURT
brxken_noob,
Plaintiff.
-against-
colinthegreatest,
Defendant.
Case No. RSC-CV-2273
CIVIL COMPLAINT
brxken_noob, proceeding with undersigned counsel hereby brings this civil action and for
their allegations against the Defendant, it is alleged as follows:
JURISDICTION AND VENUE
1. The jurisdiction of the Court originates from Art. V, Sec. IV which states “There shall be
a Superior court which shall exercise original jurisdiction for all civil and criminal cases
or controversies…”
2. The incident occurred within Ridgeway County thus rendering the venue proper.
PARTIES
1. Mr. brxken_noob, the Plaintiff, is a citizen of the State of Ridgeway.
2. Mr. colinthegreatest, the Defendant, is a citizen of the State of Ridgeway.
STATEMENT OF FACTS
1. On the 9th of February at 12:42:11 (UTC-5), Deputy qLostful of the Ridgeway County
Sheriff's Office transported the Defendant, Mr. colinthegreatest, to the Gas Station in
Oakland, the location of the Plaintiff, Mr. brxken_noob.
2. The Defendant interfered in an unarmed conflict between the Plaintiff and the Ridgeway
County Sheriffs’ Office by mounting the plaintiff’s vehicle.
3. The Defendant impeded traffic.
4. The Defendant was impersonating an officer.
5. At 12:42:46 (UTC-5), the Defendant mounted the roof of the Plaintiff’s vehicle, a Tremor
Cobral.
6. The Defendant remained mounted for approximately forty seconds.
7. The Plaintiff began aggressively turning the vehicle to dismount the Defendant.
8. The Defendant equipped a Barrage 1014.
9. The Defendant ordered the Plaintiff to “stop” and aimed the Barrage 1014 at the Plaintiff,
intimidating the Plaintiff towards remaining in the vehicle.
10. The Defendant fired six slugs at the Plaintiff’s vehicle.
11. The Defendant was not in imminent harm caused by the Plaintiff.
12. The sixth shot caused the Plaintiff to be ejected from the vehicle.
13. At 12:43:05 (UTC-5), the Plaintiff’s vehicle was destroyed along with any belongings
inside the vehicle.
TORTS AND PRAYERS FOR RELIEF
1. The Plaintiff is suing the defendant for the following torts:
a. Battery - 1 R. Stat. § 3102
i. Plaintiff restates and incorporates by reference all of the allegations
contained in all of the preceding paragraphs.
ii. Battery is defined in the Civil Claims Act as “Any individual who brings
unconsented harmful or offensive contact against another person is battery
and shall be liable for punitive damages up to $2,500.”
iii. Defendant colinthegreatest brought unconsented, harmful, and offensive
contact against Plaintiff by shooting and exploding Plaintiff’s vehicle with
Defendant’s Barrage 1014.
b. Assault - 1 R. Stat. § 3103
i. Plaintiff restates and incorporates by reference all of the allegations
contained in all of the preceding paragraphs.
ii. Assault is defined in the Civil Claims Act as “Any individual who
intentionally and voluntarily caused reasonable apprehension of an
immediate harmful or offensive contact is assault and shall be liable for
punitive damages up to $1,500.”
iii. Defendant colinthegreatest caused reasonable apprehension of an
immediate harmful or offensive contact against Plaintiff by shooting and
exploding Plaintiff’s vehicle with Defendant’s Barrage 1014.
c. False Imprisonment - 1 R. Stat. § 3104
i. Plaintiff restates and incorporates by reference all of the allegations
contained in all of the preceding paragraphs.
ii. False Imprisonment is defined in the Civil Claims Act as "Any individual
who, without legal authority or justification, restrains or restricts a
person's movement within an area, or restrains the person’s permission is
false imprisonment and shall be liable for punitive damages up to $3,500."
iii. Defendant colinthegreatest without legal authority or justification
restricted the Plaintiff’s permissions by aiming the Defendant’s Barrage
1014 at the Plaintiff to restrict the movement of the Plaintiff to the interior
of the Plaintiff’s vehicle.
2. Plaintiff prays the Court find the Defendant liable for the tortious action of Battery.
3. Plaintiff prays the Court find the Defendant liable for the tortious action of Assault.
4. Plaintiff prays the Court find the Defendant liable for the tortious action of False
Imprisonment.
5. Plaintiff prays the Court find the Defendant liable for destruction of the Plaintiff’s
Tremor Cobral
6. The Plaintiff is seeking monetary relief in the amount of $9,700.
a. Plaintiff seeks compensatory relief in the amount of $2,200 for the following
losses:
i. Tremor Cobral (plus acceleration boost) - $2,000
ii. Legal fees (including filing fee) - $200
b. Plaintiff seeks punitive relief in the amount of $7,500 for the following losses:
i. Battery - 1 R. Stat. § 3102 - $2,500
ii. Assault - 1 R. Stat. § 3103 - $1,500
iii. False Imprisonment - 1 R. Stat. § 3104 - $3,500
7. The Plaintiff seeks additional relief that the court may grant that is not sought for through
this complaint.
DATED: February 10th, 2024
Respectfully submitted,
perhcSIXTY, Esq.
Attorney for the Plaintiff
