STATE OF RIDGEWAY
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DOCKET NO. RSC-CV-930
PRESIDING JUDGE. Hon.
EnforcementBeyond
Petitioner
v.
THEBURNERPHONE, in their official
capacity as a Trooper in the Ridgeway State
Police,
Respondent
AFFIDAVIT FROM THE RESPONDENT REGARDING THE WRIT OF HABEAS CORPUS
This affidavit shall serve as the “affidavit supporting [an] arrest signed by the respondent” as required by
the Ridgeway Judiciary Act (2022)(2.5)(b)(v)(1); see also 1 R. Stat. § 2211 (v)(a).
I, theburnerphone, swear under the pains and penalties of perjury that the statement and additional
information provided in this affidavit is true.
I was present on-scene at a traffic stop on Ranger Road, outside of any posted City Limits. A short
while after, the plaintiff and DuracellWasTaken approached the traffic stop from the rear in separate
vehicles. The second vehicle in question, which was being driven by DuracellWasTaken, drove at high
speeds without headlights, and collided into the rear of the plaintiff’s vehicle.
I detained DuracellWasTaken, and another Trooper on-scene issued a citation to DuracellWasTaken
for Driving Without Headlights at Night. Whilst this interaction took place, the plaintiff proceeded to
park his vehicle parallel to the traffic stop and against the flow of traffic. I informed the plaintiff that
his vehicle was illegally parked, however the plaintiff proceeded to ignore these instructions and
continued to argue with officers on-scene who were detaining DuracellWasTaken.
The plaintiff asked for the Internal Affairs complaint form, to which he was provided. Additionally,
the plaintiff was also provided with another verbal warning to park his vehicle legally or he would be
cited. The plaintiff then claimed his “engine had issues”, and instructed me to “call a tow truck”. Due
to in-game limitations, and the fact that ‘engine issues’ are not an actual thing, I delivered one final
verbal warning to the plaintiff to move his vehicle or he would be cited.
The plaintiff then claimed his vehicle was “stuck”, despite the fact he had moved the vehicle moments
prior. It was at this point where I pulled out the citation clipboard and began writing up the LOV for
the plaintiff’s citation, the plaintiff was moving in game whilst I was writing his citation. Finally, the
plaintiff claimed he was filing a complaint, and then Left to Avoid Action (LTAA) whilst I was citing
him.
Around 45 minutes later, I was patrolling through Palmer when I was paged on the Radio and directed
to respond to the Ridgeway County Fire Department’s station within Palmer. Upon arriving, the
plaintiff was detained in the back of a police vehicle- and was in handcuffs whilst on the Fire
Department team. Upon examining the ‘warrant check’ radio command, the plaintiff had been issued a
warrant for his arrest for Failure to Pay Fines. It was around here where Corporal Arthur_Chen of the
Ridgeway County Sheriff’s Office arrived on scene. He asked whether the plaintiff had an attorney, to
which the plaintiff said he did not. He then ‘ordered’ myself and the rest of the officers on-scene to
“wait here… do not do anything… do not go anywhere”. The plaintiff was driven inside the Fire
Station to keep everyone on-scene safe from civilians nearby who were armed.
Arthur_Chen, then arrived on-scene and proceeded to friend Colonel mattercen on Discord and add
him to a Discord groupchat. Approximately seven minutes passed before Arthur_Chen stated that
“he’s [referring to the plaintiff] good to go… but we’re expunging the records straight away”. The
plaintiff was then transported to the Palmer Police Station and arrested.
/s/ theburnerphone
Defendant
Witness to Certification:
/s/ EffortlessBrit
Assistant Solicitor General
Department of Justice
Counsel of Record
Dated: February 4th, 2024
