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public cannot give legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice.
1B Palm View, Palmer, Ridgeway
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September 30th, 2022
The Honorable koalaMedvedeva
Judge
Superior Court of the State of Ridgeway
One Jackson Street
Palmer, Ridgeway
Re: Amended Computation of Damages
removelungs v. PeakEffect, No. RSC-CV-678
Dear Judge Medvedeva,
I am DorkJacob, counsel of record for Plaintiff removelungs in the
above-entitled action. As a result of this Court’s order dismissing the First and
Third Causes of Action for lack of jurisdiction, my client has filed a motion for
leave to amend the Complaint to replead with only the Second Cause of Action
(Official Misconduct). My client also moves for leave to amend the disclosures
filed on or about September 19th, 2022 as to the computation of damages, which
are now as follows–
Tort Damage Amount
Official Misconduct False imprisonment (injury
as a result of misconduct) $2,000
Official Misconduct
Deprivation of the right to
life, liberty, the pursuit of
happiness, and Fourth
Amendment right to be free
of unreasonable seizures
$1,000
Official Misconduct Punitive damages $1,000
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This document is for roleplaying purposes only. I am a notary public of the State of Texas in real life. A notary
public cannot give legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice.
My client also requests attorneys’ fees, which as of writing are a total of
$925. The relevant billing statement is attached hereto.
Yours, etc.,
/s/ DorkJacob
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DORKJACOB
Ridgeway Bar No. 17135
To: AZAD9L
Solicitor General
Ridgeway Department of Justice
1100 Lakeside Drive
Palmer, Ridgeway
rehnledge#4218
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BILLING STATEMENT
Bill to: removelungs Date: 09/16/2022
Palmer, Ridgeway Statement No. 110
Phfrog#3016 Due on: 09/23/2022
Transactions
Transaction Date Effective Date Description Amount
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Opening Retainer $500
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Filing Case -$125
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Litigation Hold Letter (x2) -$0
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Appearance of Counsel -$0
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Complaint w/ Four Causes of Action -$300
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Initial Disclosures
30 Minutes
-$500
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Initial Disclosures
ADMIN – MRPC 1.5
$400
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Summons -$0
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Service Fee -$100
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Proof of Service Fee -$100
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Declaration of removelungs -$200
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 First Set of Requests for Admission -$100
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 First Set of Requests for Admission
ADMIN – MRPC 1.5
$100
09/16/2022 09/16/2022 Supplemental Retainer $1,00
Remaining Balance: $575
Payable Balance: $1,500
DISCLOSURES1
You must pay by the due date at 8:00 PM Central Time by contacting
DorkJacob and arranging to be in-game with them at the same time to accomplish
payment via ATM transfer.
If you do not pay us by the due date, DorkJacob Law will assess ten percent
(10%) interest per day on the payable balance starting at 8:00 PM Central Time on
the due date and continuing each day after until the statement is paid. However,
you will not be charged any additional fees or interest if we are not able to arrange
a date and time for you to pay us and vise versa.
You may use a one-time courtesy seven (7) business days extension on any
statement except your first statement. However, you must tell DorkJacob that you
are exercising that option within three (3) business days of the statement date, not
counting the day the statement is issued to you if that day is a business day. If you
think your statement is wrong in some way, or if you need more information about
a transaction on your statement, please let DorkJacob know as soon as possible.
1 This section is layman’s terms of the Fees & Billing section of our Engagement Letter.