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This document is a document filed in a mock court in the State of Ridgeway on Roblox.com. I am a notary public of the State of Texas in real life. A notary public cannot give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice in any way, shape, or form. SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY CHEXBURGER, Plaintiff, v. BATTALIONGAVIN, Defendant. No. RSC-CV-640 COMPLAINT chexburger, by and through undersigned counsel, hereby brings this civil action and alleges that– INTRODUCTION 1. On or about Saturday, August 20th, 2022, Plaintiff chexburger (hereinafter “Bark”) was taking his purple Tremor out for a joyride in the parking lot of the Headquarters of the Ridgeway County Sheriff’s Office. 2. After a minute or so of joyriding, a green Lancaster truck joined and circled the parking lot along with Bark. Then, the parked undercover vehicle operated by Defendant BattalionGavin hit Bark’s vehicle and placed him under arrest for reckless driving. JURISDICTION AND VENUE 3. This Court has jurisdiction pursuant to Article V, Section IV of the Constitution of the State of Ridgeway. 4. Venue is proper in this Court because the incident took place within Ridgeway County. PARTIES 5. Plaintiff chexburger is a resident of the State of Ridgeway. 6. Defendant BattalionGavin is a Deputy of the Ridgeway County Sheriff’s Office and is sued in his official and individual capacity. COMPLAINT - 1 - DorkJacob Law 1B Palm View Palmer, Ridgeway This document is a document filed in a mock court in the State of Ridgeway on Roblox.com. I am a notary public of the State of Texas in real life. A notary public cannot give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice in any way, shape, or form. FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION (False Imprisonment) 7. Plaintiff repeats and realleges the allegations contained in all preceding paragraphs as if fully set forth herein. 8. Gavin falsely arrested Bark for reckless driving. Reckless driving is— “The act of operating a motor vehicle and committing 3 or more traffic infractions within 60 seconds, driving offroad while within city limits, or striking other vehicles.” R.V.C. § 7.02. Seeing as Gavin struck Bark and not the other way around, Gavin falsely arrested and imprisoned Bark. SECOND CAUSE OF ACTION (Battery) 9. Plaintiff repeats and realleges the allegations contained in all preceding paragraphs as if fully set forth herein. 10. Gavin brought unconsented harmful and/or offensive contact against Bark by striking his vehicle. PRAYER FOR RELIEF Wherefore, Plaintiff(s) pray(s) that the Court– ON THE FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION a. Declare that Defendant’s arrest of Plaintiff on or about August 20th, 2022, was unlawful; b. Order the arrest expunged from Plaintiff’s criminal record; c. Award Plaintiff actual and punitive damages; d. Order Defendant to apologize for their conduct; e. Award Plaintiff attorneys’ fees; f. Award such other, further, or different relief as may be just and proper. COMPLAINT - 2 - DorkJacob Law 1B Palm View Palmer, Ridgeway This document is a document filed in a mock court in the State of Ridgeway on Roblox.com. I am a notary public of the State of Texas in real life. A notary public cannot give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice in any way, shape, or form. ON THE SECOND CAUSE OF ACTION g. Declare that Defendant battered Plaintiff; h. Award Plaintiff actual and punitive damages; i. Order Defendant to apologize for their conduct; j. Award Plaintiff attorneys’ fees; k. Award such other, further, or different relief as may be just and proper. Respectfully submitted. Dated: August 23rd, 2022 Palmer, Ridgeway /s/ DorkJacob ——————————————————————————— DORKJACOB Ridgeway Bar No. 17135 Counsel of Record DorkJacob Law 1B Palm View Palmer, Ridgeway JacobInAustin#0001 [email protected] Attorney for Plaintiff COMPLAINT - 3 - DorkJacob Law 1B Palm View Palmer, Ridgeway

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