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This document is a document filed in a mock court in the State of Ridgeway on Roblox.com. I am a notary public of the State of Texas in real life. A notary public cannot give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice in any way, shape, or form. SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY DORKJACOB, Plaintiff, v. GUESTBIGSTUPID; NASTYSIEGE; THEWOLF778; ASMOOTHCRIMINAI, Defendants. No. RSC-CV-362 FIRST AMENDED COMPLAINT DorkJacob hereby brings this civil action and alleges as follows– INTRODUCTION 1. On May 13th, 2022, Plaintiff DorkJacob was at the Milton Gas Station and was driving to go to Palmer. After driving a bit down the road, a ghost-grey Lancaster followed Jacob, who was in a dark-grey Lancaster, was following relentlessly and pursued Jacob for about five minutes. 2. Jacob parked in the lawn of 1350 Rodgers Lane, Palmer, Ridgeway,1 entered the house and locked the door behind zem/them. 3. After doing so, four people (the four Defendants) got out of the ghost-grey Lancaster and axed and/or shot out all the windows of the house. Jacob, feeling that their life and the property were threatened, went outside with their M1 and attempted to stand their ground. 4. Defendants guestbigstupid, nastysiege, thewolf778, and aSmoothCriminai collectively murdered Jacob in cold blood. JURISDICTION AND VENUE 5. This Court has jurisdiction pursuant to Article IV, Section 7 of the Charter of Ridgeway County. 1 Jacob is a tenant of 1350 Rodgers Lane, but the house is owned by Gytis5089. FIRST AMENDED COMPLAINT - 1 - DorkJacob 4700 Cypress Street Sterling Heights, Ridgeway This document is a document filed in a mock court in the State of Ridgeway on Roblox.com. I am a notary public of the State of Texas in real life. A notary public cannot give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice in any way, shape, or form. 6. Venue is proper in this Court because the incident took place within Ridgeway County. PARTIES 7. Plaintiff DorkJacob is a resident of the State of Ridgeway who principally resides at 4700 Cypress Street, Sterling Heights, Ridgeway. Plaintiff recently moved from 5 Cyrus Acres, Milton, Ridgeway, and that was their principal place of residence at the time of the incident. 8. Defendant guestbigstupid is a resident of the State of Ridgeway and is believed to principally reside in Milton, Ridgeway. 9. Defendant nastysiege is a resident of the State of Ridgeway and is believed to principally reside in Milton, Ridgeway. 10. Defendant thewolf778 is a resident of the State of Ridgeway and is believed to principally reside in Milton, Ridgeway. 11. Defendant aSmoothCriminai is a resident of the State of Ridgeway and is believed to principally reside in Milton, Ridgeway. FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION (Wrongful Death) (As to all Defendants) 12. Plaintiff repeats and realleges the allegations contained in all preceding paragraphs as if fully set forth herein. 13. Defendants collectively and wrongfully killed Plaintiff who was acting in self-defense of themselves and the property. FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION (Wrongful Death) (As to all Defendants) 14. Plaintiff repeats and realleges the allegations contained in all preceding paragraphs as if fully set forth herein. 15. Defendants conspired to bring about the wrongful death upon Plaintiff. FIRST AMENDED COMPLAINT - 2 - DorkJacob 4700 Cypress Street Sterling Heights, Ridgeway This document is a document filed in a mock court in the State of Ridgeway on Roblox.com. I am a notary public of the State of Texas in real life. A notary public cannot give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice. See Tex. Gov't Code § 406.017. This document does not constitute legal advice in any way, shape, or form. PRAYER FOR RELIEF Wherefore, Plaintiff prays that the Court– a. Declare that the Defendants conspired to wrongfully kill Plaintiff; b. Award Plaintiff $500 in actual damages to replace their M1 assault rifle and two boxes of ammunition; c. Award Plaintiff $500 in actual damages for their loss of life; d. Award Plaintiff $125 for filing this action; e. Award Plaintiff $1,000 in punitive damages; f. Award such other, further, or different relief as may be just and proper. Respectfully submitted. Dated: May 22nd, 2022 Sterling Heights, Ridgeway /s/ DorkJacob ——————————————————————————— DORKJACOB Ridgeway Bar No. 17135 4700 Cypress Street Sterling Heights, Ridgeway JacobInAustin#0001 [email protected] FIRST AMENDED COMPLAINT - 3 - DorkJacob 4700 Cypress Street Sterling Heights, Ridgeway

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