IN THE SUPERIOR COURT
FOR THE
STATE OF RIDGEWAY
THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY,
Plaintiff,
v.
ILLUSIONALMONKEY1,
Defendant.
Docket No. RSC-CM-0346
AMENDED AFFIDAVIT OF PROBABLE CAUSE
I, Patrol Officer SovereignRetaliation, acknowledge that this is a statement made in
support of the summons or arrest warrant of IllusionalMonkey1, pursuant to Rid. R. Crim. P.
3(f)(2). The facts and information in this statement are based upon my training, experience,
participation in investigations, personal knowledge and observations. This statement contains the
information necessary to support probable cause for criminal information and is not intended to
include every fact and matter observed by me.
I. INTRODUCTION
1. I am a Patrol Officer with the Palmer Police Department, and I have been employed as
such since [3/13/2026]
2. I have been a certified police officer through the Law Enforcement Training Center since
[02/26/2026], and have received training on identifying probable cause.
3. Based on the information and evidence gathered by myself, I have probable cause to
believe that IllusionalMonkey1 has committed the following offenses:
a. R.C.C. § 2.23 - Unlawful Possession of Government-Issued Equipment;
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b. R.C.C. § 3.10 - Battery;
c. R.C.C. § 2.13 - Obstruction of Justice;
d. R.C.C. § 2.26 - Unlawful Possession of a Firearm;
e. R.C.C. § 2.09 - Evidence Theft
II. PROBABLE CAUSE
4. On 5/18/2026, I was on patrol as a uniformed police officer and responded to a shooting
incident near Majellan Way in Sterling County. I was also responding to assist other
police officers in the execution of a search warrant.
5. While responding, I observed dpsbadatjob. I knew that dpsbadatjob had an active search
warrant on them and attempted to stop them.
6. At some point, the defendant approached me and tasered me. This caused me to become
immobilised and fall to the ground.
7. While on the ground, an unknown person shot and killed me. This caused my
ammunition and other items to become dispensed around my body.
8. Immediately after dying, I observed the defendant pick up my items that had just been
dropped.
9. I also observed that the defendant had a Stetson Cardiac-5 submachine on their back.
III. STATUTORY DEFINITIONS
10. R.C.C. § 3.10 - Battery is defined by State law as any person who intentionally,
knowingly, or recklessly causes bodily injury to another.
a. During the incident, the defendant approached me while I was acting in my
official capacity as a uniformed police officer and deployed a taser against me.
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The taser caused me to become immobilised and fall to the ground, preventing me
from detaining dpsbadatjob and physically restraining me.
b. Based on my training and experience, I have reason to believe that the defendant
knowingly and intentionally caused me bodily injury by deploying a taser on me.
11. R.C.C. § 2.13 - Obstruction of Justice is defined by State law as any person who (1)
willfully resists, delays, or obstructs any public officer, peace officer, or paramedic,
emergency medical technician, or emergency medical responder in the discharge or
attempt to discharge any duty of his or her office or employment; or (2) who willfully
acts to interfere with the process.
a. At the time of the incident, I was acting in my official capacity as a uniformed
police officer responding to a shooting, and attempting to detain a person with an
active search warrant.
b. The defendant wilfully interfered with and prevented me from carrying out my
duties by deploying a taser against me. This action caused me to become
immobilised and fall to the ground, directly obstructing and delaying my ability to
continue the lawful execution of my duties.
c. The defendant knew, or should have known that I was a police officer and
engaged in my duties, based on the fact I was in uniform, had arrived in a police
vehicle with its emergency lights activated, and was confronting another
individual.
d. Accordingly, there is probable cause to believe the defendant committed
Obstruction of Justice in violation of R.C.C. § 2.13.
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12. R.C.C. § 2.09 - Evidence Theft is defined by State law as any person who picks up or
assumes possession of any dropped item from the vicinity of a dead body, subject to
limited exceptions not applicable where the individual is not law enforcement acting in
the course of duty, or where the individual is not the deceased returning to retrieve their
own items under lawful conditions.
a. Following the incident, I was killed at the scene by an unknown shooter. Upon
death, my law enforcement-issued ammunition and other items were dispersed in
the vicinity of my body.
b. Immediately thereafter, I observed the defendant approach the area and pick up
items that had been dropped from my body. At the time of the taking, the
defendant was not acting in an official law enforcement capacity and was not
authorized to seize or retain those items.
c. Based on these observations, there is probable cause to believe the defendant
unlawfully assumed possession of items dropped from a deceased individual, in
violation of R.C.C. § 2.09.
13. R.C.C. § 2.26 - Unlawful Possession of a Firearm is defined by State law as any person
who possesses any firearm or ammunition without being in possession of a valid
Ridgeway Firearms License, or who possesses a weapon, firearm, or ammunition that
was sourced from an illegal dealer.
a. During the incident, I observed that the defendant had a firearm on their back.
b. Based on my training and experience, I conclude that the firearm the defendant
had was a Stetson Cardiac-5 submachine gun based on its unique shape, color,
and scope.
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c. I know that the Stetson Cardiac-5 submachine gun is capable of automatic fire,
and therefore can only be held by a certified police officer or a civilian with an
Advanced Firearms License.
d. Based on records available to me, the defendant does not have a valid AFL and
therefore cannot legally possess a firearm capable of automatic fire.
e. Accordingly, there is probable cause to believe the defendant unlawfully
possessed an automatic fire in violation of R.C.C. § 2.26.
14. R.C.C. § 2.23 - Unlawful Possession of Government-Issued Equipment is defined by
State law as any person who possesses any government-issued equipment in any off-duty
or civilian storage device, capacity, or other inventory, when that possession is not
authorized by State law or departmental policy.
a. During the incident, the defendant used a TB26 against me,demonstrating the
possession of a TB26 taser and taser cartridges.
b. Based on my training and experience, I know that the TB26 and taser cartridges
are unique items only attainable through employment wit the government, such as
being a police officer and requires specialized training to use.
c. Based on records available to me, the defendant is not a qualified police officer or
employed in any capacity that would otherwise authorize them to possess and use
a taser.
IV. EVIDENCE
(S) Exhibit A
Link to evidence—
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbxzXHNcZ
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Provided by—
SovereignRetaliation
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Recording of the incident.
V. CONCLUSIONS AS TO PROBABLE CAUSE FOR A CRIMINAL COMPLAINT
15. Based on the above factual allegations, it is the belief of the undersigned affiant that
probable cause exists that IllusionalMonkey1 has violated:
a. R.C.C. § 2.23 - Unlawful Possession of Government-Issued Equipment;
b. R.C.C. § 3.10 - Battery;
c. R.C.C. § 2.13 - Obstruction of Justice;
d. R.C.C. § 2.26 - Unlawful Possession of a Firearm;
e. R.C.C. § 2.09 - Evidence Theft
Affiant declares under penalty of perjury that everything stated in this document is
true and correct.
Affiant SovereignRetaliation
Patrol Officer, Tactical Response Unit
Palmer Police Department
Executed:
5/18/2026
Being authorized to prosecute the offenses charged, I approve this information.
Prosecutor Detachment_Result
State Attorney, Criminal Division
Ridgeway Department of Justice
Executed:
5/18/2026
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