IN THE SUPERIOR COURT
FOR THE
STATE OF RIDGEWAY
THE STATE OF RIDGEWAY,
Plaintiff,
v.
DPSBADATJOB,
Defendant.
Docket No. ______
AFFIDAVIT OF PROBABLE CAUSE
I, Patrol Officer SovereignRetaliation, acknowledge that this is a statement made in
support of the summons or arrest warrant of dpsbadatjob, pursuant to Rid. R. Crim. P. 3(f)(2).
The facts and information in this statement are based upon my training, experience, participation
in investigations, personal knowledge and observations, and the observation of other
investigators involved in this investigation. This statement contains the information necessary to
support probable cause for criminal information and is not intended to include every fact and
matter observed by me.
I. INTRODUCTION
1. I am a Patrol Officer with the Palmer Police Department, and I have been employed as
such since [05/18/2026].
2. I have been a certified police officer through the Law Enforcement Training Center since
[05/18/2026], and have received training on identifying probable cause.
3. Based on the information and evidence gathered during the course of this investigation, I
have probable cause to believe that dpsbadatjob has committed the following offenses:
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a. R.C.C. § 2.27 - Unlawful Possession of a Firearm with Intent to Sell;
b. R.C.C. § 2.23 - Unlawful Possession of Government-Issued Equipment
II. PROBABLE CAUSE
4. On 05/16/2026, I was involved in a shooting with the defendant, and observed them leave
the scene with a Stetson Cardiac-5 submachine gun. On 05/18/2026, I gained a judicial
search warrant for the persons, vehicle, and property belonging to the defendant.
5. On the same day, I located the defendant and detained them for having a search warrant.
6. After detaining the defendant, I transported them to the RCSO Headquarters near Palmer
to execute the search warrant in accordance with State law and department policy.
7. I performed the search on all vehicles belonging to the defendant, and discovered
numerous quantities of firearms, ammunition, and police-equipment. Among these items,
I discovered the following what I believe were unlawfully possessed:
a. More than 135 units of .45 ACP ammunition;
b. Nine Komrad rifles;
c. Three taser cartridges; and,
d. Two Stetson Cardiac-5 submachine gun;
8. I have reason to believe that the firearms and ammunition listed above are unlawful for
the defendant to possess because they are capable of automatic fire and sourced from an
illegal dealer.
9. Based on records available to me, the defendant does not have an Advanced Firearms
License (AFL) and is therefore unable to possess any automatic firearms.
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III. STATUTORY DEFINITIONS
10. R.C.C. § 2.27 - Unlawful possession of firearms with intent to sell is defined by State law
as any person who possesses a combined ten or more firearms or ammunition which are
illegal for that person to be in possession of:
a. During the execution of the lawfully authorized search warrant, I recovered nearly
four-hundred (400) units of .45 ACP ammunition, multiple Komrad rifles, and
two (2) Stetson Cardiac-5 submachine guns in the defendant’s property and
vehicles.
b. Based on my training and experience, and records available to me at the time, the
defendant did not possess a valid Advanced Firearms License (AFL) and was
therefore not legally authorized to possess any firearms capable of automatic fire
or this type of ammunition.
c. The quantity of firearms and ammunition recovered—well in excess of the
statutory threshold of ten—combined with the defendant’s lack of lawful
authorization, demonstrates that the defendant knowingly stockpiled illegal
firearms.
d. Accordingly, there is probable cause to believe the defendant unlawfully
possessed ten or more illegal firearms in violation of R.C.C. § 2.27.
11. R.C.C. § 2.23 - Unlawful Possession of Government-Issued Equipment is defined by
State law as any person who possesses any government-issued equipment in any off-duty
or civilian storage device, capacity, or other inventory, when that possession is not
authorized by State law or departmental policy.
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a. During the execution of the lawfully authorized search warrant, I recovered three
(3) taser cartridges from inside the defendant’s property and in their vehicle.
b. Based on records available to me, the defendant is not a qualified peace officer or
is otherwise authorized through any employment to possess these items, let alone
hold them in their home and personal vehicle.
c. Accordingly, there is probable cause to believe the defendant unlawfully
possessed stolen government equipment in violation of R.C.C. § 2.23.
IV. EVIDENCE
(S) Exhibit A
Link to evidence—
Search Warrant Receipt - dpsbadatjob.pdf
Provided by—
SovereignRetaliation
Search warrant receipt.
(S) Exhibit B
Link to evidence—
(1855) dpsbadatjob Search Warrant - YouTube
Provided by—
SovereignRetaliation
Recording of the search.
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(S) Exhibit C
Link to evidence—
dpsbadatjob SW pt2
Provided by—
SovereignRetaliation
Recording of the search.
V. CONCLUSIONS AS TO PROBABLE CAUSE FOR A CRIMINAL COMPLAINT
12. Based on the above factual allegations, it is the belief of the undersigned affiant that
probable cause exists that dpsbadatjob has violated:
a. R.C.C. § 2.27 - Unlawful Possession of a Firearm with Intent to Sell;
b. R.C.C. § 2.23 - Unlawful Possession of Government-Issued Equipment
Affiant declares under penalty of perjury that everything stated in this document is
true and correct.
Affiant SovereignRetaliation
Patrol Officer, Tactical Response Unit
Palmer Police Department
Executed:
05/19/2026
Being authorized to prosecute the offenses charged, I approve this information.
Prosecutor Detachment_Result
First State Attorney, Criminal Division
Ridgeway Department of Justice
Executed:
05/19/2026
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