RIDGEWAY SUPERIOR COURT
FOR THE COUNTY OF RIDGEWAY
Detachment_Result,
Plaintiff,
v.
pidoburrito2,
Defendant.
CIVIL ACTION
COMPLAINT
Plaintiff Detachment_Result (“Plaintiff”), seeking all available relief, in their
complaint against Defendant pidoburrito2 (“Defendant”), alleges the following:
INTRODUCTION
1. On February 28, 2026, Plaintiff was lawfully present on a sidewalk near the
Palmer Car Dealership, in Palmer City.
2. Plaintiff was stood idle among a group, being unarmed and presenting no
provocative behaviour or threatening conduct.
3. Defendant approached Plaintiff and dropped approximately four jerry cans
of fuel around Plaintiff’s body.
4. Defendant moved away from Plaintiff and pointed a firearm in their
direction.
5. Defendant proceeded to discharge their firearm in Plaintiff’s direction.
6. As a result of Defendant’s actions, multiple jerry cans exploded, causing a
significant fire that surrounded Plaintiff.
JURISDICTION
7. This court has original jurisdiction over “all civil and criminal cases or
controversies." Rid. Const. art. 5, § 4.
8. Venue is proper in this court because the actions and omissions alleged in
this complaint took place in the State of Ridgeway.
PARTIES
9. Detachment_Result (“Plaintiff”) is an individual, resident, and citizen of the
State of Ridgeway. Plaintiff is suing in their individual capacity.
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10. pidoburrito2 (“Defendant”) is an individual, resident, and citizen of the
State of Ridgeway. Defendant is sued in their individual capacity.
FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION
Assault - 1 R Stat. § 3103
11. All prior paragraphs within this complaint are incorporated as if they were
fully set forth herein.
12. Under 1 R. Stat. § 3103, any individual who intentionally and voluntarily
caused reasonable apprehension of an immediate harmful or offensive contact is assault.
13. Defendant did voluntarily, and with felonious intent, cause Plaintiff
reasonable apprehension of immediate harmful contact, by placing jerry cans around
Plaintiff and causing them to explode.
14. Any reasonable person would fear immediate harmful or offensive contact
when a person shoots jerry cans surrounding them. Here, Plaintiff alleges that Defendant
knowingly subjected Plaintiff to this exact fear.
15. Defendant acted without legal justification or excuse.
16. As a direct result of Defendant’s conduct, Plaintiff suffered reasonable
apprehension of immediate harm, and Defendant is liable for assault.
SECOND CAUSE OF ACTION
Battery - 1 R Stat. § 3102
17. All prior paragraphs within this complaint are incorporated as if they were
fully set forth herein.
18. Under 1 R. Stat. § 3102, any individual who brings unconsented harmful or
offensive contact against another person is battery.
19. Defendant knowingly brought harmful contact against Plaintiff by causing a
jerry can to explode right beside them.
20. Plaintiff did not consent to Defendant subjecting Plaintiff to an explosion
and fire.
21. As a direct result of Defendant’s conduct, Plaintiff suffered battery and
Defendant is liable for battery.
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RELIEF
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff prays that the court enter judgment in their favor and
against Defendant as follows:
a. A finding that Defendant is liable for Assault and Battery torts;
b. An award of $3,500 in punitive damages for Assault;
c. An award of $4,500 in punitive damages for Battery; and
d. Any further relief that the Court deems just and proper.
Dated: February 28, 2026
Respectfully submitted,
Detachment_Result
Detachment_Result (State Bar No. 11103)
Plaintiff
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